Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Open Message to the State of Indiana

Dear Indiana,

You're a hell of a state! But where are all your computers? How am I supposed to provide invigorating, up-to-the-minute blog content when every hardware store for a thousand miles around is full of nails and hammers and helpful staff but no computers?

Keep in mind, this is a hypothetical question, Indiana, since being within your verdant borders is not the reason I've failed to post in the last 24 hours; it was actually nothing more and nothing less than a medical situation the doctors are calling "serious, but interesting."

The worst is behind me, however, and there will be more to come today, Indiana. Keep up the good work, and don't let nothing get you down!

All my loving,
--A Firm Supporter

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